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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

First name John
I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I speak 48 languages including the tribal one with the clicking noises, I can write in braille and divide by zero, I urinate premium gourmet coffee, and my natural scent attracts doves. My genius is so profound that I can solve a Rubik's Cube without touching it. I once accidentally took over a small country just by showing up on a tour bus. My likes are walks on the beach, midieval french poetry and midgets. My dislikes are bears, people who say "ummm" too often, and the poors. I am writing the screenplay for an epic movie about my life entitled, WTF? - I Mean, Really. I started this page to score points with a girl, so, as is plainly evident to anyone who's had as much to drink as I have, I don't know what I'm doing.
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Brain
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Observant, Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are Photography, Music, Movies, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Could be you?
I've Always Wanted To Try ask me
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
My Goal In Life Is To fulfill as many sexual fantasies as is physically possible within the time I've left on this planet.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Philosophy, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is Laughing at old Japanese Monster Movies, spending money, traveling, fish hunting, making music, taking pictures, wrestling with dogs, outrageously outlandish and gratuitously kinky sex!

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate, Other, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Strap On Sex