I WANT TO RIDE YOUR BICYCLE
Age 56 From Ridgewood, New York Online Now
TS/TV/TG Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English, Spanish, Swedish
- I Would Describe Myself As SILICON FREE, SARCASM RICH, PLATE LICKIN' "LESBIAN" BOTTOM WHO LOVES LIMERICKS, PALINDROMES, ANAGRAMS AND ALLITERATIONS; BANGING ON THE DRUMS; PHOTOGRAPHY; CREATING COLLAGES & CHAOS; COMICS; SCRABBLE; SCRAMBLED TOFU; WINTER BEACH WALKS; WALKING UP STAIRS TWO STEPS AT A TIME; VINTAGE PIN-UPS & PINBALL MACHINES; FRISBEE FOOTBALL; MILD EARTHQUAKES; ALMOND BUTTER, SOYMILK SHAKES; THRIFT STORES; LIGHTHOUSES; DARKNESS; ROSES WITH PRICKLES; CATS WITH CLAWS; WATCHING & BEING WATCHED; BICYCLING IN HIGH GEAR; STRUTTING MY STUFF IN HIGH HEELS; SECOND WINDS WHILE HIKING; DARK DAYDREAMS; SWEET NIGHTMARES; & THE OCCASIONAL SLEEPWALK.
- Sign Aries
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Athletic
- My Height Is 5' 5 (1.65 m)
- My Ethnicity Is Hispanic/latino
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
Status
What do you do?
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink No
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Photography, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be SOMEONE WHO WOULD BE "IDEAL" FOR SUBSEQUENT DATING.
- I've Always Wanted To Try STRIP SPEED CHESS; MUTUAL MASTURBATION AT MIDNIGHT IN MONGOLIA; KICKIN' IT OL' SKOOL WITH A COOL KOREAN KANGAROO CAT AT A KIMCHI CONVENTION; TUMBLING AFTER TUMBLEWEEDS THROUGH THE TOWN OF TAOS; PUTTING AWAY POACHERS FOR PRETTY PENNIES; USING THE AFOREMENTIONED CUTE COINS TO OPEN A PINBALL ARCADE; TAKING A SELFIE OF MYSELF SLEEPWALKING.
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Atheist
- My Political Views Are Socialist
- My Goal In Life Is I HAD SEVERAL WHEN I PLAYED FUTBOL (a.k.a."SOCCER").
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Movies
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Drama
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Jazz, Latin, Folk, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read News, Comic, Fiction, Health, History, Music, Nature, Political, Poetry, Satire, Science
- My Idea Of Fun Is Going for a spin in a runaway ferris wheel!
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Oddities, Humor, Intelligence
- What Do You Look For? ENLIGHTENMENT IN THE FACE OF GETTING THE ELECTRICITY CUT OFF.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Doesnt Matter
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